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Hi, I have a new Vagenius! | |
WTF? Vagenius? Have you got a new boyfriend? | |
No, Bill is still here. And he’s crazy about V too. | |
Really? You’re kidding me. Bill would never agree to a threesome. | |
You’re right, lol. The Vagenius isn’t what you think it is. It’s my new vaginal training band. | |
Vaginal training. Sweet. Now I understand why Bill’s excited. What does it look like? | |
It is simple, like Columbus’ egg. It’s a beautiful, colorful elastic band. They have quite a selection in the shop | |
I think I know it. I use one in my Pilates group. You tie your ankles together and then try to push your legs apart. That’ s not so cool. | |
You got it all wrong. I never do the gym. It’s pretty boring. The Vagenius is different. I can use it to lift a weight with my vagina. | |
Literally! I never imagined I could do that. I was teasing Bill, promising him I’d show him, and he bought me a HUGE Mango. | |
I can’t believe it! Bill bought you a mango?! Must’ve taken you hours to convince him to ’waste his money.’ | |
Wrong again, lol. I did it in three steps and five minutes. | |
How!? | |
First, I showed him the Vagenius. | |
Second, I explained how I ’d loop it around the mango. |
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Third, I told him I would lift it with my vagina while he watched. | |
Done. He went out to buy it himself. |
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It sounds amazing. But I still don’t understand. Nobody can hold a band with a vagina. | |
Well, of course I can’t. I have a stone Yoni egg with a ring on it. I think I showed it to you before. | |
I remember a nice, red yoni egg. I thought you were kidding me. | |
Not at all. I used to exercise with it. I bought the Vagenius since holding the egg alone became too easy. | |
When I bought the egg a year ago, they told me that it was the secret Eastern trick for keeping your man attracted. Now I know they were right. | |
Why? I’ve gotta know. I promise to keep the secret. I need something like this for myself. | |
I developed great muscles there. I feel better. I draw attention with my gait alone. | |
And, when we make love, I squeeze them tight, like I’m hugging Bill inside me. It has an enormous effect on him. The mango story is just the icing on the cake. | |
Now I’m going to be much stronger with the Vagenius. I’m sure I can ask him almost anything. And he has no interest in anybody else. | |
Wow. I have to check it out. The egg and the Vagenius… did you buy them at the same place? | |
Yep. On lsg-touch.com. They have lots of erotic stuff, but the Vagenius is the must-have. | |
I’m sorry, Hun. Gotta go. Bill just came back with the mango. And he’s as impatient as a baby. | |
Hugs and kisses. Good luck with your show. I’m going shopping. Gonna check out your link: lsg-touch.com/vagenius. |
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