Is it possible to lift weights using only your vagina?

I'm trying to explain vaginal weightlifting to my neighbor. Her name is Beatrice, she is 65. I'm talking and she smiles, as if to say, "I've seen it all before". But I feel I still have a small chance of surprising her.

'Beatrice, did you ever try some weightlifting?' I ask. She snorts. 'Is it like lifting a supermarket bag?'

I continue, 'Yeah, like a supermarket bag full of veggies. Try lifting it up and bringing it home using only your pelvic floor muscles. Could you do that?' Beatrice laughs out loud. 'Do I look like I could do that? I'm wearing pants. Maybe if I was wearing a skirt. Perhaps if they were buns inside instead of veggies.' She smiles again.

She says, surprising me in turn, 'The thing is, I have a condition.'

 'Well, what's the condition, Beatrice?' I ask.

She smirks. 'You take care of dogs, they know everything that's going on. Even if it's under your skirt.'

Mia Apps

These days, most "normal" people are glued to their smartphones like a baby to its bottle. Normal people are constantly looking for new apps for their smartphones. Why do they do it? - They are hungry to know what happens there. And where is 'there'? It is in the surrounding, exterior and mostly distant world.

I'm not one of the "normal" ones. I barely know where my smartphone is. Rather, I'm hungry to explore my inner world. My jade eggs, my cookies and touchers all help me to achieve this.I long for new Mia extensions: next generation vaginal weights, walking weights, swinging weights. All of them are beautiful, smart, and helpful. All are just as good as great new app.

Do you need a help in a hard time?

Do you have to carry around a heavy backpack? Walk home with weighty supermarket bags? Do you have a physically demanding job? Do the troubles of the world lie like weights upon your shoulders?

If the answer to any of the above questions is 'yes', then I think I can help you. To free yourself from all that weight, you need a counterweight. I'm talking about a vaginal weight. The moment it's in place, you'll never want it to leave. You'll realize that this is the one weight capable of negating all the others.

I only wish that all those other weights in your life were as pleasurable as this one.

How do I feel when exercising with Mia & Co Vaginal Weights. 

Sometimes, exercising with Mia, I feel like a circus tight-rope walker. She is 10 meters up in the air. She paces slowly, taking small, studious steps. There are times when she stops breathing. Tries not to be afraid. As do I.

Sometimes, exercising with Mia, I feel like I'm in a jungle. I'm walking down a city center street, when suddenly I see a cat leaping from tree to tree. Clouds stop in the middle of the sky – it lasts for a whole minute. And then everything returns to normal. As do I.

Sometimes, exercising with Mia, I feel my heart beat in a most extraordinary place…It is somewhere down there. Between my legs.

You are not alone

I once took part in a women's circle. One woman told me that she attended pelvic floor physiotherapy sessions once a week. During these sessions, she contracted and relaxed her pelvic floor muscles. After each hour-long session, she went home and waited a week for the next one. "I can't do it alone," she explained, "because I don't get any feedback from my muscles."
"I have something for you," I answered. "Here is a jade egg and some weights to go with it. With the egg, you can feel your muscles. The weights keep you interested and challenged. You're right - you cannot do it alone. But you are not alone anymore."

 Are we destined for a horrible sex life?

Of course we are not. Just take the responsibility for your sex life. Sex is much too serious a matter to be left in the hands of men. They watch too much TV or even porn. You need to care for your joy, good feeling, emotions, playfulness and sexuality by yourself. You need to exercise for it. The best exercises you can get is Mia & Co Vaginal Weights Kit. It comes with all you need to start, including Kegel Exercise brochure and a luxury satin pouch. If you are already here - simple buy and try. 

A wonderful morning

She is not yet fully awake. Her eyes are opening slowly. The rising sun pierces the window and sends its warming light into the bedroom. There is a small, beautiful gift box on the chest of drawers. At first, she does not remember what it is. But then she recalls that it was something she got yesterday – something she fell in love with instantly. Inside the box there is a beautiful jade yoni egg and accompanying weight. They look playful and feminine; she longs to try them out. Imagining what it will be like, she feels a sweet, subtle squeezing sensation inside her. In fact, her body has already woken up and begun doing the exercises. She stretches, stands up, and takes out the egg and the weight. It is such a wonderful way to start a great, joyful day.

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How does the vaginal weight improve my sexual health?

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3 Reviews

5/5
8th Feb 2017

I wanted to shout from the rooftops

I bought this for a friend and explained what it was for. She then admitted she’d been anxious that her skills in the bedroom may have decreased with age and babies. I answered that that’s a valid concern and that men are impressed once you improve these muscles yet I told her that mainly I wanted to bestow on her the gift of sensation, telling her how much mine had improved and that I wanted to shout from the rooftops that I had reclaimed my vagina as if I hadn’t had five babies, but because I can’t do that I’ll settle for sharing the knowledge with my intimate friends. She later showed the gift to her mother in law who thought it was a key ring. I can imagine her surprise when she explained what it was for! I think we women all need to compare notes and not be afraid of taboo subjects for the sake of our health and happiness.

5/5
18th Nov 2015

Sensations seekers delight

I'm loving the sensation of my Mia Jade egg. I've used it during personal pleasure sessions....and worn it outside (with knickers, just in case I needed to catch it). I even made myself an attachment with feathers to give me even more sensations.....next step, something a little heavier.

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