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|Hi, I have a new Vagenius!|
|WTF? Vagenius? Have you got a new boyfriend?|
|No, Bill is still here. And he’s crazy about V too.|
|Really? You’re kidding me. Bill would never agree to a threesome.|
|You’re right, lol. The Vagenius isn’t what you think it is. It’s my new vaginal training band.|
|Vaginal training. Sweet. Now I understand why Bill’s excited. What does it look like?|
|It is simple, like Columbus’ egg. It’s a beautiful, colorful elastic band. They have quite a selection in the shop|
|I think I know it. I use one in my Pilates group. You tie your ankles together and then try to push your legs apart. That’ s not so cool.|
|You got it all wrong. I never do the gym. It’s pretty boring. The Vagenius is different. I can use it to lift a weight with my vagina.|
|Literally! I never imagined I could do that. I was teasing Bill, promising him I’d show him, and he bought me a HUGE Mango.|
|I can’t believe it! Bill bought you a mango?! Must’ve taken you hours to convince him to ’waste his money.’|
|Wrong again, lol. I did it in three steps and five minutes.|
|First, I showed him the Vagenius.|
Second, I explained how I ’d loop it around the mango.
|Third, I told him I would lift it with my vagina while he watched.|
He went out to buy it himself.
|It sounds amazing. But I still don’t understand. Nobody can hold a band with a vagina.|
|Well, of course I can’t. I have a stone Yoni egg with a ring on it. I think I showed it to you before.|
|I remember a nice, red yoni egg. I thought you were kidding me.|
|Not at all. I used to exercise with it. I bought the Vagenius since holding the egg alone became too easy.|
|When I bought the egg a year ago, they told me that it was the secret Eastern trick for keeping your man attracted. Now I know they were right.|
|Why? I’ve gotta know. I promise to keep the secret. I need something like this for myself.|
|I developed great muscles there. I feel better. I draw attention with my gait alone.|
|And, when we make love, I squeeze them tight, like I’m hugging Bill inside me. It has an enormous effect on him. The mango story is just the icing on the cake.|
|Now I’m going to be much stronger with the Vagenius. I’m sure I can ask him almost anything. And he has no interest in anybody else.|
|Wow. I have to check it out. The egg and the Vagenius… did you buy them at the same place?|
|Yep. On lsg-touch.com. They have lots of erotic stuff, but the Vagenius is the must-have.|
|I’m sorry, Hun. Gotta go. Bill just came back with the mango. And he’s as impatient as a baby.|
|Hugs and kisses. Good luck with your show. I’m going shopping. Gonna check out your link: lsg-touch.com/vagenius.|
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